Local weatherman Randy Savage over the course of the past two years has killed over 2500 rats with his bare hands. Our city did not any hope of return. One day when Randy was sitting at home watching Wheel of fortune when his tv suddenly went out. They were on the final spin and it was a close game. When he went to check out what happened he found that rats had chew the cord to his tv in half. From then on he sought revenge on the rats Mr. Savage made it his mission to kill every single rat in this city and he successfully killed 98% of the population. Tomorrow morning at 8am the mayor will be presenting him the key to the city in honor of his courageous acts. Also the local farmers pooled together and will be giving him 2 dollars for every rat that he killed. Tito’s bar and grille will be presenting the 5000 dollar check and a lifetime of free food at 10am.
Also wheel of fortune host, Pat Sajak, personally contacted Randy and invited him to play on the show next month. Mr. Savage has said that he has watched every single episode since the show first aired and that he very positive that he can win because he has analyzed every answer. He also claims that one of the rats was radioactive and when it bit him it gave him super intelligence. We are very thankful for all of the hard work Randy Savage has put into making this town great again
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